what does your answering machine say?

Hello. You've just reached the office of Cynthia.

To quit, press 1.
To call in sick, press 2.
To call in dead, press 3.
To complain about your schedule, press 4
To complain about a coworker, press 5
To complain about your assignment, press 6
To complain about me, just shoot me.

It's been a long week. I'm ready for the weekend.