I had the bright idea to learn how to ride a bicycle with the kids yesterday. Since I don't know how to ride one, I don't have one of my own. It's pretty sad that I can't reach the pedals for my stepson's bike. I sat on the seat and promptly hurt myself. Down there. I tried to let my husband know that the height of the bike was not good for me in a subtle way but my stepson figured out what I was trying to convey and asked if I hurt Veronica. Of course, I asked, "Who's Veronica?" Do they really call a girl's hoo ha "Veronica" now? Am I ever out of the loop. I was afraid to ask what he called other parts.