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good catholic girl's joke.

Saw this in my sister's blog.  Yes, we are both sick.  This is why we are both forbidden to sit together at Mass.

Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. Last week I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.


happy birthday, blog.

I can't believe it's been a year since I started this coconutfest called my blog. To celebrate, I've compiled a list of my favorite posts from the past year. Do you have a favorite?

100 facts about me.
things i learned from my obgyn.
i p freely.
sh*/&t or get off the pot.
thing. thing a thong.
spoon me.
testes. testes. 1 2 3.
where did the pounds go?
i'm a crack ho and i don't care.
sticking out like a sore thumb.
she bangs. she bangs.
5 random things about me.
how to snag a fireman in 5 minutes.
all she wants to do is dance.
i resemble that.
not for the faint hearted.

Oh, geez.  I just realized I have linked to every post on this damn blog. 

Because of your patience with me and my daily ranting and raving, I have decided to pick a random commenter (is that a word?) to this post. You will receive some scrapbooking goodies from me so to those lurkers: come out come out wherever you are!